Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Anakin: Letting the hate flow....

*the team is waiting to present the droid. Anakin keeps having to slap his roboclaw off his own shoulder. Everyone is glowing with confidence - their droid is a wonderful working example of engineering genius. Or so Anakin keeps pointing out.*

*JJ enters with clipboard*

JJ: Okay, what do we have here?

Anakin: The most kickinest coolin unit this side of Dantooine, G.

JJ: Alright, well, it's nice and.... pink... let's see if it works.

Padme: Isn't the pink great? I think we should totally, like, get extra points for prettiness.

*Anakin flips the power switch, and they wait. And wait. And wait. They're all beginning to look rather nervous. Suddenly, there is a dinging noise, and the oven part of the unit pops open, revealing a burnt cupcake. The whole unit implodes.*

JJ: Uh... huh.

Anakin: But...

Han: Well, huh, I should really be... checking on...

*Anakin's eyes flash yellow, and he pulls out his lightsaber*

15 Comments:

Blogger Master Yoda said...

To warn Solo I tried. Fond of his hands he is not, I hope.

5:12 PM, July 27, 2005  
Blogger Han Solo said...

Whoa! Wait a minute! Let me explain.

OK, I added some special modifications myself. But it should have worked!

It's not fair! The transfer circuits are working. It's not my fault!

*looks closer at the wreckage*

Wait...No, no! No! This one goes there, that one goes there. right?

It shouldn't have imploded though. It must have had a self-destruct.

I think we should've replaced the negative power coupling...

WHAT IN THE WORLD CAN *THAT* BE? *points behind everyone*

*flees*

5:30 PM, July 27, 2005  
Blogger Captain Typho said...

"HEY!" shouts Typho as Han flees. "Get back here!"

He grabs the burnt cupcake and launches it at Han's head.

6:21 PM, July 27, 2005  
Blogger Anakin Skywalker said...

Just his hands. Just let me get at his hands, yo.

Actually, this might call for a foot, too...

*twirls lightsaber around in his left hand*

6:28 PM, July 27, 2005  
Blogger jedisiri said...

i support you this time,ani.need help?

11:34 PM, July 27, 2005  
Blogger Anakin Skywalker said...

Jus hold him down for me, Siri.

4:35 AM, July 28, 2005  
Blogger jedisiri said...

okay...here you go!

4:53 AM, July 28, 2005  
Blogger Han Solo said...

No! I don't have any insurance!

4:58 AM, July 28, 2005  
Blogger Han Solo said...

Sheesh, between wookies tearing arms off, and Jedi chopping arms off...I'm surprised any of us have any arms left!

Ah! That's right!

It wasn't me who sabotaged the droid! It was the one-armed man!

...

Um, not you, Ani. There was...see there was this other...um...Only I saw...

WHAT'S THAT OVER THERE?

*flees much faster*

6:25 AM, July 28, 2005  
Blogger jedisiri said...

how dare you try to run away!*grab han's soon-will-be-chopped-arm*

7:07 AM, July 28, 2005  
Blogger Anakin Skywalker said...

This would be loads easier if my roboclaw would stop trying to feel me up...

7:25 AM, July 28, 2005  
Blogger Leia said...

Looks like you're having fun over there...

7:56 AM, July 28, 2005  
Blogger Han Solo said...

If we turn on each other, then the Mabbitts have already won. Is that what you want?

We're already going to lose one member. Do we really want to lose two?

8:21 AM, July 28, 2005  
Blogger Anakin Skywalker said...

Depends. Might make things easier.

8:32 AM, July 28, 2005  
Blogger Leia said...

Yeah, yeah, go for it Anakin! Strike him down!

3:11 PM, July 28, 2005  

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