Wednesday, July 20, 2005

Leia: Number... two... we are

"Mmmm... dewback..."

That's the sound of our team enjoying a perfectly good meal of old (like wine!) and stringy (like cheese!) dewback. In case you Ooteenis are wondering, we're enjoying it just as much as you're enjoying your scurriers and Mois Eisley... aren't we? Maybe even more.

In fact, I'm glad we lost! While you're stupidly grinning, we've got a um... secret plan! That's right! And we are sooo gonna butt-whoop you guys in the next challenge! (throws someone's old Phantom Dookie over) That's for you! That's right, you better be scared! Go on! Cry to your mommies! But that won't help because by the time we're through with you, those tears won't know which way they're flowing!

Just remember, team, our defeat will not discourage us, it has strengthened us!

3 Comments:

Blogger Chancellor Palpatine said...

Well, we lost. If I could have used force lightning, I could have taken down all the scurriers at once, and probably the other team at the same time. Dang it.

Can someone fling the parts of the dewback that we don't eat over at the other tribe? I also think we need to sneak a trip over to the other tribe's camp and leave them a steaming pile of gungan poo... Jar-Jar??

2:00 PM, July 20, 2005  
Blogger Jar Jar Binks said...

*sighs* Mesa volunteeren...

9:55 PM, July 20, 2005  
Blogger Captain Typho said...

HEY!

Don't throw that poodoo over here! We do have empty beer cans, you know!

Don't make us have to "represent," as Anakin would say.

8:14 AM, July 21, 2005  

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