Monday, August 22, 2005

Han: Headache

Ow. Ow. Ouch. Ow. Oh. Ow.

Hurts .. to ... think.

What happened?

*sifts through remainders of memory*

There was a challenge. Hutt licking? Oh, no.

Hutts, as everyone surely knows, produce slime that causes hallucinations. Ooohhh my head. How much did I lick? I can't remember.

Hey, wait! Weren't we going to go to Watto's Dune Sea Oasis Casino and Resort? Complimentary drinks, our own room, 50 credits for gambling, an all-you-can-eat buffet, a pool....

Where to begin? I haven't had any real drinks since I came back here (Old Mos Eisley is not a REAL drink). 50 credits to gamble with (more than I need...). All the food I want (so hungry). And a pool! I've been living in a fracking DESERT for weeks! I could barely imagine being immersed in that much water...

Ah, the good life. For 24 hours, anyway. What did I do?

The only thing I can remember...is laying on the floor in my room...and looking at my hands. I mean REALLY looking at them. Oh, the colors....the colors...

Dagnabit!

3 Comments:

Blogger swan said...

A work of genius, I laughed, i cried, well actually I just laughed but two thumbs up! fine family fun.

5:39 PM, August 22, 2005  
Blogger JawaJuice said...

Thanks Swan. We aim to please.

6:02 PM, August 22, 2005  
Blogger Captain Typho said...

How weird! I saw a lot of colors too!

looking at Aayla, Ann, Tan, Lyn Me and Oola

8:52 PM, August 22, 2005  

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