Friday, August 19, 2005

Jar Jar Binks on freeloading

Freeloadin' issen an ancient Nubian tradition. Der Naboo unt der Gungans both hassen a long-standen history of pilferen anyting complimentary (or not so complimentary) wesa can layen oursa hands on from a hotel. Mesa wassen delighten to finden dat among der complimentary items in mesa room wassen several packets of moisturisen cream, which mesa issen runnen out of. Mesa at once set off to looten der hotel of anyting thassen noah nailen down. Der trick issen in yousa creative definitions of whatsa issen complimentary (anyting yousa can easily fit in yousa suitcase) unt whatsa issen not (der furniture unt der walls).

What mesa finden...
1. Mesa drawen der line at taken bottles of milk from der fridge in mesa room. But milk powder issen another matter entirely.
2. Thissen pot-plant looken like itsa might just growen in der Beggar's Canyon.
3. Surely der casino men noah needen thissen many dice. Yoink!
4. Do coconuts counten as food? Nah - yousa only drinken der inside stuff.
5. Hmm... thissen beer glass could be useful.
6. Come to tinken of itsa, mesa will taken three.
7. Bedsheets, bedsheets, bedsheets.
8. And der duvets unt der pillows as well.
9. Thissen twi'lek figurine issen noah a berry tasteful ornament... But whosa caren?

Yousa mussen all tryen to looten thissen place for as much as yousa can!

4 Comments:

Blogger JawaJuice said...

lol! :)

7:47 AM, August 19, 2005  
Blogger General Grievous said...

Jar Jar take some oil from thier parking area and I'll stop by and pick it up soon *cough*

12:13 PM, August 19, 2005  
Blogger Captain Typho said...

It's a Naboo thing. Y'all don't understand.

5:39 PM, August 19, 2005  
Blogger Qui-Gon Jinn said...

Wait, wait, wait, man.
You found a what plant?
I may have to call dibs, man.
QGJ

8:42 PM, August 19, 2005  

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