Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Jar Jar: Mesa finden der snacken

Mesa figuren mesa coulden finden food. Issen berry easy for someonesa like mesa. Mesa goin to der part of Mos Eisly where all der restaurants issen. It taken mesa two seconds to finden a nice froggy-looken snack. But mes rememberen whatsa happenen last time mesa tryen to taken thissen, from when wesa goin to Mos Espa ages ago. Itsa did noah goin well. Mesa bein careful and looky before mesa grabben. Sure enough, theresa wassen a wire attached to der froggy. How to getten itsa...?

Mesa: How much issen der froggy?
Snack Guy: It's fifteen credits. You got the money?
Mesa: Welll...
At thissen point, mesa rememberen dat each of ussen getten five credits (Qui-Gon wassen noah needen money; hesa issen berry crafty). Just five.
Mesa: No, not weally, no.
Snack Guy: Then stop wasting my time!

How wude. So, first mesa tryen to earnen some more money. Mesa spenden mesa four credits on a pack of Tarot Cards, den chargen two credits for a readen. *sigh* Noah many people issen interested in fortune tellen on Tatooine. After an hour, mesa had earnen mesa four credits back, plus six more. Issen noah enough! Mesa wassen still five credits short.

Mesa: Hassen yousa gotten any cheaper froggies?
Snack Guy: No, that's the cheapest one. Now stop bothering me!

Thissen wassen proven difficult. Mesa wassen bein stymied at every turn! Next, mesa tryen to usen cunning and guile.

Mesa: Coulden yousa perhaps bein flexible on der price?
Snack Guy: NO! Now GO AWAY!
Mesa: Please?
Snack Guy: NO!
Mesa: Please?
Snack Guy: NO!!!
Mesa: Please?
Snack Guy: NO!!!!!! I WANT YOU TO SHUT UP AND GO AWAY AND NEVER BOTHER ME AGAIN, YOU *$#&ING SON OF A $%#&@!!!

Mesa: Please?
Snack Guy: FINE!!! JUST TAKE THE DAMN FROG AND GET THE %$#@ AWAY FROM ME!!!

See? Mesa can be berry crafty.

5 Comments:

Blogger Aayla Secura said...

Crafty, indeed.

8:06 AM, August 11, 2005  
Blogger Qui-Gon Jinn said...

I think the word you are looking for is 'persistent.'Or possibly 'annoying.'
But in the end, JarJar comes through again. It's that Gungan Charm / Repulsion working for you there, man.
Cheers, mate,
QGJ

9:07 AM, August 11, 2005  
Blogger Master Yoda said...

Hey, wait a minute.

Worked on me more than once, that "craftiness" has.

Especially when a ride Jar Jar needs after locked his keys in his airspeeder again he has.

Hmm, yes, maybe smarter than he looks, Jar Jar is. Hmmm...no, a doofus he is.

9:23 AM, August 11, 2005  
Blogger flu said...

As Master Yoda once said, "It just goes to show it pays to harass and annoy people."

Good jorb, Jar Jar.

9:24 AM, August 11, 2005  
Blogger Leia said...

Very clever.

10:13 AM, August 11, 2005  

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