Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Jar Jar: Obstaclen

Der sprint across der desert: ow... mesa surprisen mesa maken itsa. Mesa issen runnen out of moisturiser soon for sure after thatsa.
Climben der wall: Halfway up - back down with a crunch. Halfway up - back down with a crunch. Thissen happenen four times before Obi and Aayla helpen mesa up.
Der Sarlacc Pit: Oh no...
Mesa mussen say: next time, ASK MESA PERMISSION BEFORE YOUSA DOIN SOMETING LIKE THASSEN!
Mesa teammates hurlen mesa into der sarlacc! Only mesa quick (and only sometimes clumsy) reflexes managen to saven mesa. Mesa swingen from mesa long tongue to stayen out of reach of der sarlacc. Although... thissen wassen painful. *Berry* painful. Mesa could noah talken right for an hour. Den Aayla saven mesa again. Thissen wassen mesa important part to play, apparently...
Bantha Poodo: Der swamp issen much worse on a bad day.
More climben: Again, mesa issen mistreated. Someone throwen mesa up der wall usen der Force. Itsa muy muy hurten when mesa landen on top. When mesa finden out whosa doin thassen...

Well, at least wesa won. Itsa wassen berry uncomfortable though... To be honest, mesa noah would minden bein voten off at thissen point.

11 Comments:

Blogger jedisiri said...

i believe it's *willy* painful.

11:41 PM, August 03, 2005  
Blogger Captain Typho said...

"Someone throwen mesa up der wall usen der Force."

HEY! The Mabbitts cheated!

12:34 AM, August 04, 2005  
Blogger flu said...

JJ didn't call the force off-limits in this challenge!

or the Spores, either, for that matter...

7:23 AM, August 04, 2005  
Blogger JawaJuice said...

That's correct. That makes two misunderstandings for the Ooteeni Tribe.
That's okay. I still think Yoda and Dooku would have thrown down anyway...

10:12 AM, August 04, 2005  
Blogger Master Yoda said...

"That makes two misunderstandings for the Ooteeni Tribe."

No, two misunderstandings by a certain member of the Ooteeni tribe it is!

Hmph!

10:21 AM, August 04, 2005  
Blogger Captain Typho said...

Hey, now. Even if I was wrong about people being allowed to use the Force in this competition (and that's totally unfair), it's not as if I could've used it anyway.

What's your excuse, Master Yoda?

12:33 PM, August 04, 2005  
Blogger JawaJuice said...

Actually It's my fault. I should have said no using of the Force on that...and all other challenges, unless otherwise noted.
That's how it will stand for the rest of the game.
My bad.

12:51 PM, August 04, 2005  
Blogger Leia said...

So... who wins?

12:53 PM, August 04, 2005  
Blogger flu said...

way to go, Tympo!

*grumblegrumblenomoreforceohphooeygrumble*

12:57 PM, August 04, 2005  
Blogger Master Yoda said...

What's your excuse, Master Yoda?

Listen Tai-Bo. An excuse for defending the galaxy from a Sith Lord, I need not.

Dangerously close to receiving a Force-Wedgie, you are!

Double-Hmph!

2:07 PM, August 04, 2005  
Blogger Captain Typho said...

*Grumble*

5:30 PM, August 04, 2005  

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