Monday, August 15, 2005

Qui-Gon : How Many...

We come upon our Hippie Hero with his nose in a book. To be exact, the Padawan Force Usage Handbook, reading the chapter "So You're Dead and One With the Force, Now What?"
"Oh wow!" Qui-Gon exclaims. "That's, like, totally it, man!"
Qui-Gon stands, hucks his book to the side, and squares his shoulders. He inhales deeply, prepairing him for the challenge, and the metric tonne of lard, before him. He sticks out his ethereal tongue, and charges.

Mister Jabba, how many licks of you does it take to make a deceased venerable Jedi Master ralph?
Oh-shoobah! (Let's Find Out!)

Ew, dude. One.
Does anyone know of anything that will take choco-barf out of my poncho?


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