Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Anakin: Quiz Show!

Anakin sulks into camera range. "Din't want to come back to this whacked planet... third time now, yo," he is muttering.

"Okay, ya'll," he says, finally realizing that he isn't there to simply pout. "Questions for ya. Cause, you know, fate of the giz-ame an all that. So first of all, when do I get to be a mizaster? I mean, shuh, I'm all powerful an spit and ya'll..." (he points at Yoda) "keep holdin me back. So that's my first question, yo.

"Second question... if you could be any tree in the forest, what kind of tree would you be? An... what're the main planets in the Republic an their capitals in Huttese-alphabetical order?"

He smirks at the camera and walks away.

3 Comments:

Blogger flu said...

oooOOOOooo... the main planets of the Republic in Huttese alphabetical order.

*golf clap*

6:59 AM, October 27, 2005  
Blogger Master Yoda said...

"first of all, when do I get to be a mizaster?"

Answer: A Master you will be when the difference between two questions and three, you know.

"Second question... if you could be any tree in the forest, what kind of tree would you be? An... what're the main planets in the Republic an their capitals in Huttese-alphabetical order?"

Answer(s): Any kind that poop on, bears do not...

Main Planets of the Republic in Huttese (Alphabetically)
Oochanga Waka / Hagam Haha
Doba *Burp* Comma / Nogy Hoohoo
Magan *Slurp* Nigo / Baga
Ginko Biloba / Nafertito Hehheh
Gogo Bootsa / Kittee

Hundreds of other planets there are, but the main ones these are.

10:40 AM, October 27, 2005  
Blogger Qui-Gon Jinn said...

"first of all, when do I get to be a mizaster?"
Oh wow... Like, what did I do to get, like, my Mastership? I won that Coruscanti Bake-Off. Start working on your, like, lemon bundt, man.
"Second question... if you could be any tree in the forest, what kind of tree would you be?
The one that doesn't, like, make a sound when clapping one hand and falling when no-one is around, man.
What're the main planets in the Republic an their capitals in Huttese-alphabetical order?"
Kajagoogoo / Falco
Chumbawumba / Raffi
Bananarama / A-Ha
Oingo Boingo / Coolio
Hoobastank / Britney Spears

7:26 PM, October 27, 2005  

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