Sunday, October 09, 2005

Han: Fear, Itself.

The contestants walk into the rings, and vanish. Time passes...


Han appears outside the rings. He is the last to exit, looking confused and distracted. Fluke approaches him.
Fluke: Wow, Han. We were starting to wonder if you'd decided to stay in there.
Han: Well, you know, a barren landscape of fear and terror does have certain attractions. Few solicitors, for example. I was thinking about building a summer home...
Fluke: What happened in there? What was your fear that took so long to deal with?
Han: Oh, have the rings transformed us all into women?
Fluke: Uh, what?
Han: Well, you want to talk about our feelings, right? It's like the idol the princess picked up, only it converted all of us.
Fluke: I was just asking...
Han: No, this is great! Let's invite Mace over and we can watch Beaches together.
Fluke: I didn't mean...
Han: Afterward we can gossip about boys...
Fluke: You know what? Forget I asked.
Han: ...and then we can paint each other's toenails and tell ghost stories!
Fluke: (storming away) I said forget it!
Han: I, personally, can't wait for the tickle fights!
Han stands alone by the rings for a moment.
Han: (muttering under his breath) I'm not going to grow old lonely and alone. I won't!
He looks at the shimmering circles.
Han: It's just a bunch of tricks and nonsense.
He sniffles and wipes a stray tear from his eye.
Han: Stupid rings.


Blogger ®2-ð2 said...

Why don't you ride your girl bike home and put on your sundress? You'll look so pretty!

8:44 PM, October 09, 2005  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

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7:33 AM, October 10, 2005  
Blogger Captain Typho said...

Wow, your dad is harsh, Han.

7:33 AM, October 10, 2005  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Now that is a sass-talking robot.

7:33 AM, October 10, 2005  
Blogger Master Yoda said...

Wait a minute! Know that have to "share" we did not, I did not!

9:25 AM, October 10, 2005  
Blogger flu said...

Were JJ's instant replay cameras down for all three of Han's fears, or what?

8:02 AM, October 11, 2005  

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