Friday, September 02, 2005

Yoda: Not Again

Like Typho, a slow, weak looking Bantha I went after. One I finally caught. Wait a minute I thought, familiar this one looks.

Just then, Han walked by. "You know, I could really go for a pickle right about now."

Noooo!

Wuaaaaarh! Phlpppt!

After consciousness I regained, up I looked and the bantha I saw. "Bob, you that is?"

Licking me, Bob was. Apparently, attached to me he had become.

"Ew. No! Bad bantha! Bad blind gassy bantha!"

But stop he would not. Getting soaked I was. Grossed out I was. Finally, away from his huge tongue and around to his side, I got.

The "shears" I picked up. A Flowbee they had given me! From all those infomercials I watch, I recognized it. Unfortunately, having trouble figuring it out I was. Of course helping it was not, being swatted repeatedly in the face by Bob's tail.

In disgust, down I threw the Flowbee. A big handful of hair I grabbed with my hands and as hard as I could, I yanked. But out, no hair came. Harder I pulled. Repeatedly I yanked. Much, much yanking I had to do. Finally, into my hand a clump of hair came out. Have to do this will, I thought. To the staging area I headed.

When there I got, to JJ I handed the hair.

"Uh, Yoda, this hair is grey." he said.

"What?!" My own hair I had yanked out! And spare any I can not!

4 Comments:

Blogger JawaJuice said...

Maybe you should take Bob home with you when this is all said and done.
You could give the younglings Bantha rides back at the Jedi Temple.

7:33 AM, September 02, 2005  
Blogger Captain Typho said...

It would be cruel to leave Bob here now. He's bonded with Yoda.

9:27 AM, September 02, 2005  
Blogger flu said...

I'm telling you there has to be a major demand for any creature that can fart on command!

9:28 AM, September 02, 2005  
Blogger Nic said...

I am laughing over here so hard I have tears in my eyes. This is just classic!

11:22 AM, September 02, 2005  

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