Saturday, September 24, 2005

We are the Champions...

J.J.: And the winner is…Qui-Gon. Nicely done Han…eh…QG…eh…I think….whatever.

In fact, very well done for all of you. That was the most impressive display by all of you yet. You should all be very proud at how you did. I know that was a very different and difficult challenge to undertake so seeing as how well you all did, I’m giving you guys a couple of extra rewards.

First off…meet Hubert. He’s your new hamster for your cooling droid. Let’s hope he fairs better than his…eh…predecessor.

Next, we have a whole case of ice cold beer for you all to relax with and enjoy.

Fluke: eh…J.J., how do we get down from here?

J.J.: Oh that...Observe…

J.J. lifts a finger and finds a small stone button at the edge of the tower that says "In Case of Emergency." With a sudden WOOSH of air, a gigantic inflatable slide swells up and forms for everyone to slide down on.

J.J.: Ta-DA!

Once again, you guys did a fantastic job! I’ll see everyone at tribal council tomorrow.

….Don’t forget to vote!!!

7 Comments:

Blogger Han Solo said...

So, let me get this straight: QGJ, who was me, won the challenge and gets immunity, while I, who was someone else, get bupkis. Is that...does that sound about right to you?

Weak.

Pass me a beer, and let's get that new hamster installed.

10:02 AM, September 24, 2005  
Blogger Captain Typho said...

Beer on an empty stomach.

glug, glug, glug

Ah, refreshing!

Hey, why don't we make hamster soup and use the battery from my droid instead?

10:12 AM, September 24, 2005  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

That was one of the best, funniest challenges to read. You fellas did a great job.

11:49 AM, September 24, 2005  
Blogger Adi Gallia said...

too bad the pillar didn't make you half a person. can you imagine a half Yoda half Typho?

10:00 AM, September 25, 2005  
Blogger JawaJuice said...

Adi-
So that would make
Yoda / Yopho
Qui-Gon / Qui-Han
Typho / Tygon
Han / Huke
Fluke / Fluku
and Dooku / Dooda
...scary.

1:54 PM, September 25, 2005  
Blogger Master Yoda said...

... Or

Typhoda
Quan
Qui-Pho
Flan
Dookbucker
Yoku

By the way, A/C or D/C that new hamster is?

8:14 PM, September 25, 2005  
Blogger JawaJuice said...

Yoda...
Eh...don't know. I suppose you should look under the tail.

7:51 AM, September 26, 2005  

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