Sunday, August 14, 2005

The mystery of the Idol…revealed!

Just moments ago one of the survivors tried to rub the lost idol’s belly. Unfortunately it was Qui-Gon and his hand could not make contact with the idol. But no sooner did Qui-Gon step away then Princess Leia walked up to the idol, mumbled some strange words about ice cream I think, and rubbed the its belly.

Wait….I see a strange glow appearing around the idol. Yes. It’s definitely a strange glow…and it looks like the idol is disappearing. What a jip!

But wait!!! There’s now a brilliant glow around Leia. It’s covering her from head to toe. I…I can’t see what’s happening…..

There we go….the glow is dissipating. And in its place is……..


It appears the idol has made Leia……a man!!!!!!

(The effects of which will last exactly 2 weeks!!! On August 27th, you will return back to normal. Have a nice day.)


Blogger Captain Typho said...


Thank the Force no one on the Ooteeni side was stupid enough to touch that.

7:19 PM, August 14, 2005  
Blogger Qui-Gon Jinn said...

Oh wow.
I think we have a new candidate for being the next Happy McBurgerbra.
QGJ, who is really glad he was too dead to have that thing give him a radical make-over, man

8:23 PM, August 14, 2005  
Blogger Anakin Skywalker said...

Whoa. That is... um...


8:32 PM, August 14, 2005  
Blogger Master Yoda said...

Great! Just great! This post many younglings at the Temple saw before stop them I could.

Now, intense therapy they will need.

9:00 PM, August 14, 2005  
Blogger Han Solo said...

Wait, are you saying that I could have just rubbed that and had free access to "woman's squishy parts" of my own for two weeks?

Well, why didn't you just say so, dangit?!

9:38 PM, August 14, 2005  
Blogger Leia said...

Dude, that was not cool. I never thought ice cream can betray me like that.

7:08 AM, August 15, 2005  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Leia looks pretty hot as a guy. I mean, I'm all man and I don't go there, I'm just saying is all.

9:32 AM, August 15, 2005  
Blogger flu said...


she's a man now, but she still covers her bits...

3:23 PM, August 17, 2005  

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