Friday, July 22, 2005

Tribal Council: Week One

Mabbitt tribe…welcome to your first tribal council. Grab a torch. As you know here on Survivor, fire represents life; your life in the game.

*Obi-Wan shakes his head* Great. Like it’s not already bloody hot enough out here…

*The Mabbitt tribe chooses a stump and sits down.*

You seemed to have had a strong start. You found some caves in the canyon for shelter and you were able to fend off the first raid of Tusken Raiders. At one point you were all singing together. Qui-Gon, how did that make you feel?

Oh man…that was a beautiful night. It was like a concert under the stars. I really felt we came together as a team that night. Which was all good and all cos it helped take my mind off the brownie withdraws. Man, I got the ether shakes.

Jar Jar, You must be having withdrawals of your own out here. How is that moisturizer working out for you?

*Jar Jar stops slathering on the ointment onto his tongue.* Eeh..Meesa okeydoky. We Gungan’s are muy muy tough when wesa wants to be. Wesa even…

ya, ya, okay. Palpatine, have you had any problems with the other tribe this first week?

Why…no. Nothing we can’t handle when the time is right to strike them down will all our hate…

I’m sorry, what?

Oh, nothing.

Aayla and Obi-Wan…you two seem to be getting pretty close these past few days…

Oh yaaaaah…*Obi-Wan and Aayla smile brightly into each other’s eyes.*

So there’s a good chance of an alliance forming, isn’t there?

*Both Aayla and Obi-Wan freeze. Suddenly they scoot farther away.* Eh…-ahem- What would ever give you that idea…? *Both of them whistle nervously.*

Well, it seems like your biggest setback was the challenge itself. Fluke, you killed your dewback pretty early on.

*Fluke rolls eyes. Shrugs. Gives a brief ‘I’m going to kill you later for bringing that up’ smile.*

And Grievous and Jar Jar also had trouble throughout the challenge. Do you think that will cost you some votes tonight?

*Grievous stares at J.J. menacingly* Not as much as it might cost someone their arms…

Leia, you don’t seem too down hearted about losing the first challenge. Why is that?

Cos it’s only the first one, J.J. We’ll come back and we’ll kick the Ooteeni’s sorry butts! You know why? I’ll tell you why! Cos we got the fork!!!

*Some awkward silence follows.*

Well, it’s time to vote. Only the Mabbitt tribe votes today and only one vote per person. When you are done voting, I’ll read the votes and that person will be asked to leave.

You may start voting…


Blogger flu said...

approaches camera tucked away in niche

scribbles something, folds the paper, stuffs it into a receptacle made up to resemble a tiny vertical sarlacc on the cliff face.

realizes that was a tiny vert sarlacc, fills out another ballot, puts it in the right place

looks at camera, shrugs shoulders, and says to audience:

Tough decision, but you gotta do what you gotta do.

JJ, did you say when will you be reading all the votes?

9:37 AM, July 22, 2005  
Blogger JawaJuice said...

As soon as everyone has voted, I'll post. I'll give people till the end of the weekend to vote, but hopefully I'll post sooner.

9:52 AM, July 22, 2005  

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