Monday, August 15, 2005

Challenge #5: Never mind. You gotta see it to believe it.

J.J.: Welcome Survivors. Today’s challenge is a little different. Especially in the fact that we have a guest today that will be an integral part of your challenge. So without any further ado, let me bring out….Jabba the Hutt.

Han and Leia take out their blasters while various Jedi’s draw their lightsabers.

J.J.: Now hold on there. Today Jabba's here as a guest. And an important part of todays challenge. In fact you could say he is the challenge.

Han: I got a bad feeling about this...

Today, each member of the tribe must…..lick Jabba’s arm pits!!!

….that’s it! ...That’s the entire challenge!

You have five minutes for both teams to complete this task. The team that comes in last will have to go to tribal council this Friday.

But…since this is such a deplorable challenge, if both teams complete the challenge in the required time, then both teams will receive the reward. -Just the team that comes in second will have to go to tribal council.

The reward? Well I bet after four weeks out here you're are all hot and tired of this desert and could use a little refreshing pick me up, eh?

How about a 24 hour stay at….

Watto’s Dune Sea Oasis Casino and Resort! That’s right. All the drinks will be comped, each of you will have a room, you get 50 credits each for gambling, you can eat all you want at the buffett, you can relax by the pool. All of this is yours….if you complete this task. A transport is ready to take you away the moment your team finishes.

Sound worth it? Good. Now if everyone is ready……? Go!


Blogger Anakin Skywalker said...

Can we wash our mouths out with sand after?

5:07 PM, August 15, 2005  

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