Typho: Stylin' at Watto's
The first thing I did once the transport dropped us off at Watto’s Casino was check into my room, hit the shower and wash away the grime of the last few weeks.
Talk about filth. I felt about five pounds lighter when I stepped out of the shower.
I debated whether or not to shave, since I think the beard suits me, but in the end I went for it.
I changed my clothes, but instead of hitting the buffet line, I hit the bar first. I was just thinking what a stroke of rotten luck it was that Siri had gotten voted off last week (this would’ve been a great chance to get to know her better), when what do you know? I ran into her girlfriend Oola, the Twi’lek exotic dancer.
Small galaxy!
She said, “You look lost, Typho, let me take you under my wing.”
She introduced me to the Gella twins, Ann and Tan, and yet another Twi’lek lady, Lyn Me. I thought I was on Ryloth for a second.
We discussed the state of the economy, sports, the upcoming Senate vote on legalizing prostitution in the Core Systems and what kinds of fragrant oils are best for massages.
I’m supposed to catch up with Han so he can give me some Corellian gambling tips, and I really should get something to eat if I’m going to be drinking all night, but it would be terribly rude of me to abandon these ladies at this point.
I’ll keep my eye out for my teammates, though...
Talk about filth. I felt about five pounds lighter when I stepped out of the shower.
I debated whether or not to shave, since I think the beard suits me, but in the end I went for it.
I changed my clothes, but instead of hitting the buffet line, I hit the bar first. I was just thinking what a stroke of rotten luck it was that Siri had gotten voted off last week (this would’ve been a great chance to get to know her better), when what do you know? I ran into her girlfriend Oola, the Twi’lek exotic dancer.
Small galaxy!
She said, “You look lost, Typho, let me take you under my wing.”
She introduced me to the Gella twins, Ann and Tan, and yet another Twi’lek lady, Lyn Me. I thought I was on Ryloth for a second.
We discussed the state of the economy, sports, the upcoming Senate vote on legalizing prostitution in the Core Systems and what kinds of fragrant oils are best for massages.
I’m supposed to catch up with Han so he can give me some Corellian gambling tips, and I really should get something to eat if I’m going to be drinking all night, but it would be terribly rude of me to abandon these ladies at this point.
I’ll keep my eye out for my teammates, though...
posted by Anonymous at 7:42 PM
3 Comments:
(nodding)
There was absolutely zero romance involved. Completely platonic.
No need to reach for the lightsaber.
Great picture.
I feel like I'm watching Baywatch: Endor. (except that would make you David Has-..... eppp!
Typho is way more fly than anyone on Baywatch: Endor. Do they even have beaches on Endor? ;)
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