Monday, September 26, 2005

Challenge #10: Jawa Jamboree Cookout

Good morning, Survivors.

For today’s challenge, you’re in for a real treat. I suppose a lot of you are pretty hungry not having much to eat out there. Well, today may just help that.

Today’s challenge is an old fashioned, authentic, Jawa-jump-up jamboree cookout! Here you will sample various authentic if not exotic jawa cuisine. Yum…yum…

Each of you will be given a dish to eat. You must eat everything on the plate in ten minutes or less. There will be four different dishes or courses you must eat.

It will run like this: The first course will come out and everyone tries to finish that course. The last one to finish it (or not able to finish it…or throws it up) is eliminated from that round. Then the next four move on to the second course. The same thing will happen and the last person unable to finish is eliminated there. Three will move on to the third course and then two will move on to the fourth course. The person who finishes the fourth and final course wins immunity…as well as having a fine meal.

Want to see what you’ll be eating?

First course: appetizer….crispy fried Scurrier on a stick.

Sun dried with all the innards still intact then flash fried over an open mesquite fire till its lizard like skin in nice and crispy.

Second course: soup…..curry beetle soup.

Fresh picked Bockle Beetles in a zesty cream of curry sauce. Some of them may still be moving…they’re hearty little buggers.

Third course: Main course……Spice Ronto intestines.

BBQ Ronto is a jawa staple. But it’s the delicious intestines that are the most prized. Marinated for weeks in a secret blend that includes garlic, vinegar, catsup, our famous spicy Sarlacc spittle, and Bantha urine, then seared over an open fire to give it that smoky flavor. Now I must warn you, it’s a bit chewy so you’ll have to really work on this one.

Finally the fourth course: dessert…….chilled Bantha testicles.

Picked from only the finest bull Banthas and chilled in a light cinnamon cream sauce with a hint of mint. Just like grandma Ja’moo’ti use to make.

And there you go. A fine four course meal for the taking.

Are you ready?

Then….dig in.


Blogger Chancellor Palpatine said...

Yeccch. I'm glad I'm not still there...

4:37 PM, September 26, 2005  
Blogger Han Solo said...

Sounds great, and I'm starved! When do we start?

4:45 PM, September 26, 2005  
Blogger Anakin Skywalker said...

Aw, whack man. My mom usedta make the best Spice Ronto intestines evah.

6:12 PM, September 26, 2005  
Blogger Master Yoda said...

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6:23 PM, September 26, 2005  
Blogger Master Yoda said...

Like the menu at the Jedi Temple cafeteria it sounds.

6:25 PM, September 26, 2005  
Blogger Captain Typho said...

Bantha testicles? Looks like I got voted off just in time.

6:55 PM, September 26, 2005  
Blogger Jar Jar Binks said...

Can mesa haven some?

9:49 PM, September 26, 2005  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

I think I'm gonna hurl!

4:59 AM, September 27, 2005  
Blogger Qui-Gon Jinn said...

Jon, man,
If you're gonna spew, spew into this. *holds out a paper Dexie cup*
This shouldn't, like, be a problem for me. I've lived with Obi-Wan.
Yeah, just let the severity of that statement, like, set in for a moment.
Mayonaise soaked red hot pork rinds.

8:21 AM, September 27, 2005  
Blogger flu said...

*breaks sweat*

8:48 AM, September 27, 2005  
Blogger Jar Jar Binks said...


10:10 PM, September 27, 2005  
Blogger Jo Jo The Monkeyboy's Ghost said...

*Looks around and smiles dimly*

12:36 PM, September 28, 2005  
Blogger Master Yoda said...

*Writes an action phrase between two asterisks*

12:50 PM, September 28, 2005  
Blogger ki adi mundi said...

somehow the food sounds more appetising than the cafeteria food. want to cook at our temple JJ?

1:08 PM, September 28, 2005  
Blogger General Grievous said...

Switch to the Dark Side and recieve better cafeteria food and free dental to make you look like a Sith *cough*

1:58 AM, September 29, 2005  
Blogger Adi Gallia said...

I'm with Jon. I think I would definitely need one of those Dixie cups before I ate that.

8:13 AM, September 30, 2005  

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