Thursday, October 27, 2005

Grievous: Cheques payable to...

Well, I'm back... after a long time away. Yes, you do know me - I was here at the beginning. I have three questions and a statement for you:

Question One:
If you win, what will you spend the prize on, will it help the Republic in the War effort?

Question Two:
Why should you win?

Question Three:
Do you want to get off Tatooine?

Statement:
If bribes are not considered wrong by you, you can make a cheque out to:

General Grievous,
Room 1,
The Invisible Hand,
Somewhere in the Universe

3 Comments:

Blogger Master Yoda said...

"Question One:
If you win, what will you spend the prize on, will it help the Republic in the War effort?"


Answer: Absolutely help the war effort, my trip to Planet Fiji will. Tell you how it will help I can not, because top secret it is. But a lot of laying on the beach and drinking Long Island Iced Teas, it will involve.

Question Two:
Why should you win?


Answer: Answered in my address to the group this will be.

Question Three:
Do you want to get off Tatooine?


Answer: Perhaps affected by the heat here, you have been. Want to get off Tatooine do I?!!!
Put it this way, let me. Forward I look to taking sand out of places that even know I had I did not. Happy I will be when eat something I can that tries to eat me first, does not.
Satisfy me it will when go to the bathroom without first getting a shovel, I can.

Like to point out I would that apparently an important skill among the Separatists, counting is not.
Like Young Skywalker, an extra question Grievous slipped in there.

Regarding the bribe: Have to post-date the check, I will. Then, only valid if I win, it will be.

6:49 PM, October 28, 2005  
Blogger Qui-Gon Jinn said...

"Question One: If you win, what will you spend the prize on, will it help the Republic in the War effort?"
The Ponchos for Peace programme should help out the Republic, like, considerably. That, and, like, after a few brownies, no-one will want to fight.
Question Two: Why should you win?
Because used up all my lives to get here and I'm out of continues. *pauses the XXL-Box* What now?
Question Three: Do you want to get off Tatooine?
No. See, Watto's wasn't bad. But, as for, like, leaving the camp, with the lack of bathing facilities, no Scoob or brownies, the fact that nearly all of my mates have packed up and left, and that I still reek of Bantha fart and dead hamster, now is, like, a good time, man.

7:57 PM, October 28, 2005  
Blogger General Grievous said...

"Like to point out I would that apparently an important skill among the Separatists, counting is not.
Like Young Skywalker, an extra question Grievous slipped in there."

I said "I have three questions and a statement for you"

Three I asked and Three you answered. Now who can't count *cough*

12:11 AM, October 29, 2005  

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