Watto's: The first few hours I remember...

All right, let’s get this party started.

I put on my best robe, lit up one of my famous 2 credit cigars and splashed a hint of Old Sarlacc cologne behind the eyes and walked into Watto’s Casino and resort ready to finally let loose. First stop…the bar, where I started the day with a couple of shots of Jack Dactillion. Ahhhh…that hit the spot.

t was still too early to hit the casinos just yet so I opted to walk around a bit. I think I was the first one here. No wait…there’s Padmé on the slots dropping credits like she’s downing margaritas. Oh…and it looks like she’s downing margaritas too.

I made a quick stop in my room to change. I’m determined ta hit every bar in this place so my next stop is the pool side bar. I then started to hear some hooting and hollering outside in the parking lot, so I took a look outside the window. Sure enough, there was Obi-Wan and Anakin trying to impress some local girl as only they can.

I grabbed a towel and skedaddled back down to the pool. I think I spent the next five hours just floating and drinking anything with an umbrella in it.

And this is just the beginning….

I hope I got enough brain cells to lose this weekend…