Friday, November 04, 2005

And the Winner of Survivor: Tatooine is....











Welcome to the special live show finale of Survivor: Tatooine; live from studio R2 in Palpatine Plaza on Coruscant. I’m your host, J.J. and with me are the two survivor finalist, Jedi Master Yoda and Force Ghost Master Qui-Gon Jinn.

Behind me we also have the other fourteen members of Survivor: Tatooine here with us tonight.







Most of which have already cast their votes, but this Survivor is a little different. This time we expanded to include all those in the SW community, some who have watched each episode since it aired way back in July to take part in this monumental vote. As of air time, we have received a healthy 12 votes.

At stake tonight, a million credits. So, without any more rambling, it is time to read the votes. Remember, the votes cast are for who is to become the winner – you want to see their name to win. I’ll now read the votes.





……………first vote……….Qui-Gon







Second vote……………….Yoda







Next……………Qui-Gon







………………..Qui-Gon






……………….Yoda





………..Qui-Gon







…………….Yoda








……….Qui-Gon





………….Qui-Gon





……….Qui-Gon again





…………..Qui-Gon





………….and Qui-Gon





The winner of Survivor: Tatooine by a vote of 9 to 3….










Qui-Gon Jinn!!!

Congratulations!!! You have just won a million credits along with this trophy as well as these five “Tales of the Jedi” comics by Dark Horse Comics straight from my own personal collection.











As for you, Master Yoda, congratulations to you also. You played a good game and truth to tell this last vote even took me by surprise. But you won’t be walking away completely empty handed. Bring her out, boys. That’s right, you still get to take home with you Bob the mangy, blind FOC bantha. As good as a second place prize as we have ever given out.

Also I would like to say congratulations and thanks to all the contestants who played in the game. You all have done an amazing job and should be very proud of the posts you have placed.

Well, that’s almost it for me. Come back tomorrow for a special wrap-up show finale where I will reveal all the voting strategies from all the votes, talk about some behind the scene antics, what I would do differently and give some final thoughts.

And now…eh…jeez…do I really have to do this? Alright. Well I guess the producers want me to end on a song so here it goes….ahem….

Here he is….Mister Survivor…
Walking down the carpet…
Waving his hand…

Mister Survivor…
He’s got some luck…
Now with his million credits…
He can tell the world to take a flying f--*

(roll credits)

11 Comments:

Blogger Captain Typho said...

YAY!

Congratulations, Qui-Gon!

9:52 AM, November 04, 2005  
Blogger Captain Typho said...

Uh, "behind the scene antics"?

This could be bad...

10:09 AM, November 04, 2005  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Oh man, I love clip shows!

Congrats, Gui-Gon. Looks like those comics don't have far to travel, eh?

10:27 AM, November 04, 2005  
Blogger flu said...

Applause!

Bravo!

Ah, man, I'm gonna miss the wrap-up show... I'll have to catch the re-run.

10:48 AM, November 04, 2005  
Blogger Mace Windu said...

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11:46 AM, November 04, 2005  
Blogger Master Yoda said...

Phlllllbt!!!!

Rigged this was.

But congratulations, Jinn!

11:48 AM, November 04, 2005  
Blogger Leia said...

Congrats, Qui-gon!

12:00 PM, November 04, 2005  
Blogger Count Dooku said...

Congratulations, old boy! Smashing! You've done an old man proud.

1:01 PM, November 04, 2005  
Blogger Adi Gallia said...

You rule Qui!

2:18 PM, November 04, 2005  
Blogger General Grievous said...

Congratulations!

3:38 PM, November 04, 2005  
Blogger xanadian said...

Now all you need to do is have a Survivor - Dagobah or even Hoth. ;)

7:06 AM, November 05, 2005  

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